If Restaurants Were Honest
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#22 BRWombat
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#21 acousticrat
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#20 Alexander L. Hoffman
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#19 BRWombat
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#18 deddeddie
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#17 The
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#16 Hans_Solo
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#15 yzakramirez
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#14 Pepito00
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#13 walterscarff
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#12 Pepito00
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#11 peonyli
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#10 BRWombat
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#9 skadata
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#8 pdlbean
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#7 Fronkensteen
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#6 edgy
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#5 edgy
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#4 divinecomedy33
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#3 Dumb Dinosaur
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#2 antiarmor
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#1 The Machete
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I don't like the L.A. Starbucks one... I lived in L.A. and had to work at a restaurant and I don't want to be an actress. Some people legitimately live there.
ReplyAnd others are legitimately failed actresses.
SUBWAY: Eat Trash
ReplySubway is delicious.
I'm sure someone has mentioned this but, #1 is a Jim Gaffigan joke... yea...
ReplyYes, first thing I thought. Only thing missing was #1.5 being bottled water that says "You can get this out of the faucet, you know".
That's the Starbucks in North Point in Hong Kong!! I've been there!! ^^
ReplyTortilla, cheese, meat, cheese. HA HA HA HA HA HA! i am sooo going to taco bell and ordering that. " Hi, could i get a .... tortilla.... cheese.... meat.... cheese.......oh and ill have a tortilla.... meat tortilla.... meat..........and a side order of the next four hours sitting on the toilet trying to cleanz my innards of you cheap ass meat, cheese and soapy ass tortillas and thatll be all. Na i guess taco bell is all right though?
ReplyThey'll know exactly what you're talking about!! But you'll need number 9 afterwards...
#10 should be #1. Have you seen the real Wendy?!!? She looks EXACTLY like that, only without the pig-tails. She's HUGE. LOL. Growing up on that s**t would pork her out, I guess. LOL. I literally did a spit-take when I saw her in the new commercial for Wendy's, I thought back to this photoplasty, and I laughed SOOOO hard. #10 is true! LOL.
ReplyNUMBER 1 IS HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST!! XD TOTALLY DESERVES THE NUMBER ONE SPOT!
ReplyLEARN TO TURN OFF CAPS!!
CAPS? WHAT'S THAT?
20 is so true. I used to work in a fast food restaurant (Jimmy Johns) and nobody but me ever washed their hands. The bathrooms didn't even have an "employees must wash hands" sign.
Replyi love taco bell, it makes me happy
Replytaco bell all the way!
Spoken like someone who obviously hasn't had to eat it for a week because you keep forgetting to thaw the goddamn chicken in the freezer and Panda Express is out of your price range (i.e. cuts into your Halloween booze money)
#9 killed me
Reply#17, #8, and #1 were my favorites. I liked all of them though, because they were all true in their own way. Great contest here.
ReplyFrom what I'm reading about Taco Bell, I'm so happy we don't have them in the UK... mind you, the way we copy the USA (seemingly wholesale)... it'll only be a matter of time...
ReplyPayback for us stealing your television shows, perhaps?
I like #1. That's just too damn funny.
ReplyNow I want to eat a Big Mac. Damn they're smart.
Replylol number 2 way funny :3
Replyloved #1..nice play on Monty Python's Spam skit lol
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesIt's not a play on Monty Python's Spam skit, it was a joke made by a Mexican comedian.
George Lopez made fun of Taco Bell?
Shame it reads so similar to the Spam skit. ¬ ¬
It's good though, don't get defensive
Obviously the Mexican comedian just made it relevant to his audience...through tacos.
LMAO Gabe!
#1 was great but I couldn't stop laughing at 13 and and 8. who did Pepito00 have to suck to get to 12?
ReplyWhat is #5 eating, diamond encrusted gold?!
ReplyIt was the three sixteen course deg (?) that put them up there. Otherwise it would be about $690
That's Joel Robuchon, restaurant at the MGM Grand, I think highest rated restaurant in Vegas. That 16 course degustation menu is a killer, but, it's totally worth it if you have the money.
#17 isn't completely right. Meatball subs taste nothing like the others, and if you get a pizza sub you'll never get any other kind of sub.
Reply#8 should have won
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