32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

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We all wonder about the real jerky people in our lives. They have to have something malfunctioning in their brains, right? Like, they just don't see the world like we do?

We asked our readers to show us exactly what's going in the asshole brains of asshole people. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by Sonny Time

32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

Entry by AM Smiley

32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

Entry by Gino Reyes

32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

Entry by luvthecubs

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There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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