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15 Stories We Wish News Headlines Were Telling - [11/29]
Clearly, Ted Cruz is not a punk.
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15 Easter Eggs That Would Make Kids' Shows Way Better
We always knew something was up with Mr. Rogers. No one is that straight-laced and squeaky clean.
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If Real Life Glitched Like Video Games
We'd actually take him more seriously if he had a hand for a head.
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15 Bullsh#t Things You'd Totally Believe
After the first arachnid uprising, Australia cracked down on Nerf guns, the spiders' primary choice of weapon.
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14 Awesome Initiation Rituals For Ordinary Jobs
We'd be eager to drive dangerously at high speeds too if we were trained to treat it like a carnival game.
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15 Recent News Stories That Concealed The 'True' Facts
Believe it or not, but the media doesn't ever really tell you the whole story. Shocking, we know.
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15 Double Secret Secrets Of Big Companies & Famous Products
Is it really only about the gobs of money, gold-plated toilet seats, and chairs made out of endangered species?
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15 Subtle Ways To F#@% With People At Work
We aren't condoning any of this. But you'd be a lot cooler if you managed to pull one of these pranks off.
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18 Emojis We'd Actually Use
We've come a long way from using punctuation marks and math symbols to make genitals on our phones.
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10 Small Changes That Would Turn Classic Scenes Dirty
It turns out that some of the most iconic movie scenes in film history were perilously close to being overtly sexual, if only for a tiny change.
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If 20 Celebrities Had Real Jobs Instead Of Fame
Sometimes a celebrity just feels like they were meant to be doing something else.
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