zachary

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  • Real Name: zachary
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: February 6th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 10th, 2013 11:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: Post-Apocalyptic Coton Candy
  • Message board posts: 2

About zachary

I am a male somewhere between 3 and 7 feet tall, with two eyes (that each have a colour), a nose, and hair that also has a colour. I enjoy doing things and talking to people. I also enjoy being incredibly vague.

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