As you may have guessed, I'm a freelance comedy writer named Ben Adelman. You may also have guessed that I reside in Allentown, Pennsylvania, made popular by a Billy Joel song and for being the 3rd largest city in the state. What you probably didn't guess since you aren't psychic is that I'm only 19, but have freelanced for almost 2 years. I've got writing credits on Cracked (see below)and ThisBlogRules.com. If you would like to contact me about job offers or to ask my sexy self out on a date, you can send me a PM or contact me directly at yankeecrazy9@yahoo.com Stalkers need not make contact, it's probably better for you and for me if you remain anonymous.

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