xpdracon

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  • Real Name: Peacemaker Mortimer
  • Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
  • Member Since: June 6th, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 25th, 2012 11:54 am
  • Personal tag line: I beat Christian Slater in the 2002 Los Angeles Marathon. Suck that.
  • Message board posts: 1

About xpdracon

"I once had a dream about Snickers bars floating down a river of sweet, sweet lemonade. When I awoke, I found that I had only shit my pants and pissed in my bed."

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