I've managed to actively avoid growing up. Unfortunately, I believe I am still growing out. I try to retain a sense of fun and imagination, because let's face it, there's not much fun in reality. Pessimism is to be cultivated: that way, you're pleasantly surprised whenever you're wrong, and otherwise have the grim satisfaction of knowing you were right. I am inadvertently nocturnal: I procrastinate too much to go to sleep, let alone get up for lectures in the morning.
From this you can deduce an actual fact: I am a student.
Another fact: I play guitar - badly. Fortunately I disguise this by singing very loudly at the same time.
Another fact: Male duck-billed platypuses have poisonous barbs on their hind legs.
....Well... I never said it would be a fact about me.
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