x6x6x60

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  • Real Name: x6x6x60
  • Location: In orbit of your planet in my sapceship
  • Member Since: October 23rd, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 14th, 2011 2:17 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am so omniscient, if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both!
  • Message board posts: 0

About x6x6x60

I'm a 4th dimensional alien that has come to earth and is currently hovering 5 miles above Qatar. Beaming messages to the earth, including video, music, and words, my Omniscient- ness has one dimension up on you humans, allowing me control over time. But, in order to bend time I require the perfect fuel - BLACK COFFEE - found in abundance on only one planet in the omniverse... Earth. I play guitar and sing, am moody and a bit sensitive with my first record due in late June. Surrounded by nymphs and prancing plasma beings, the album was produced by Devin Townsend in the hanger of the Ziltoidian space barge. All hail Ziltoid and his Infinity metal! Prepare your finest brew!

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