worlock93
- Real Name: worlock93
- Location: New Mexico (it's a lot like the old one, but with better plumbing).
- Member Since: June 23rd, 2008
- Last Seen: May 17th, 2012 10:17 pm
- Personal tag line: If I were a woman I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the sexual thrill!
- Message board posts: 0
About worlock93
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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