I am a college student in Texas, majoring in... well, nothing yet. I am particularly talented at sarcasm and making up BS. I think nerds are sexy. I like burritos. I also love Harry Potter like nothing else ever. If I were a pony, I would be Pinkie Pie. I hate Michael Jackson, Smiley Virus, and 'rihanna' with the white-hot passion of a thousand burning suns.

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