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  • Real Name: whatwallace
  • Location: Reading
  • Member Since: March 9th, 2010 07:34 am
  • Last Seen: January 27th, 2014 02:36 am
  • Personal tag line: Old man, whatever are you doing?
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About whatwallace

When I'm not flying my blimp or throwing bricks at peices of cheese, I like to go down to the park and punch sadwhiches out of peoples hands. I'm fat and I eat my lunch in the toilet as I am ashamed of my sweaty head. I have a dirty un-wiped arse and I have a triangular face.


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