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  • Real Name: Hey-Zeus Chavez
  • Location: Chicago, IL
  • Member Since: December 30th, 2007 11:01 am
  • Last Seen: December 30th, 2007 11:01 am
  • Personal tag line: You had the guts, now pick 'em up off the pavement!
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About werenotcrows

My name is Jeses Chavez, im a latino 23 year old man. I snuck into this country oveer the canadian border. I eat ramen noodles as well as cheese. I drink Utenos and Sapporo Beer Only. I also drink wine and Japanese sake.


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