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  • Real Name: Clint Harris
  • Location: Northern Colorado
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2013 08:08 am
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About wendigomontoya

I'm a writer who continually gets asked when he is ever going to have that book published. I don't know, maybe when the publishers can actually look past visions of sparkly vampires and see my genius! Or maybe when I can actually get more than an hour to myself to write instead of keeping my kids from drowning the goddamned cat in the fish tank. Or maybe when I can stop arguing with my wife about forgetting to hang my shirts up long enough to write something. Or maybe when some forgotten benefactor suddenly dies and I inherit enough money to do nothing all day until I realize I have to pitch a show to HBO or else its back to the old day job for me.

So, yes, generally bitter, sarcastic, and cranky.


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