- Real Name: Jess
- Location: The only City in the union to go bankrupt, in the history of the US.
- Member Since: May 29th, 2010
- Last Seen: July 9th, 2011 1:00 am
- Personal tag line: Fine Time to Be Here Child
- Message board posts: 0
Jess is a space astronaut from the planet Popsicle.
She likes video games, webcomics, pudding, cartoons, shoes, tweeting her twats (not that kind you sick sons of bitches, the tweety bird kind, and he's a boooooy) and not hearing about your shit.