I have way more time on my hands than any human should be allowed. Yeah, I SHOULD be molding my children into responsible adults, but where's the fun it that? I'd rather keep working up the muscles in my hunchback that I've been developing the last few years sitting over my computer. I have no need for reality or human interaction. People mostly irritate me and cause my hemorrhoids to flare up.
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