veryrandomname A Land Called Hanalei.
- Real Name:
- David Cornette
- Member Since:
- October 07, 2009
About Me
On a dark and stormy night, after several failed abortions, a baby was born and ditched in a dumpster behind Luigi's Pizza in downtown Washington D.C. Prophecies foretell that he alone will rid the world of war, hunger, and genital herpes.
His name, I do not know. I know only that I must take him out before any of this evil can begin. That is my purpose here.