On a dark and stormy night, after several failed abortions, a baby was born and ditched in a dumpster behind Luigi's Pizza in downtown Washington D.C. Prophecies foretell that he alone will rid the world of war, hunger, and genital herpes.
His name, I do not know. I know only that I must take him out before any of this evil can begin. That is my purpose here.
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