veryrandomname

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  • Real Name: David Cornette
  • Location: A Land Called Hanalei.
  • Member Since: October 7th, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 20th, 2013 6:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: Am I the Unabomber or Weird Al from the video for "Fat"?
  • Message board posts: 2

About veryrandomname

On a dark and stormy night, after several failed abortions, a baby was born and ditched in a dumpster behind Luigi's Pizza in downtown Washington D.C. Prophecies foretell that he alone will rid the world of war, hunger, and genital herpes.
His name, I do not know. I know only that I must take him out before any of this evil can begin. That is my purpose here.

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