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  • Real Name: Fred 'Twinkletoes' Flintstone
  • Location: Nine-One-Deuce
  • Member Since: August 21st, 2008 01:23 pm
  • Last Seen: April 28th, 2016 08:19 am
  • Personal tag line: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
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About velocirapture

I am the devourer of planets.


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