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  • Real Name: uzielis
  • Location: Somewhere in Southeast Asia
  • Member Since: September 2nd, 2008 01:14 am
  • Last Seen: November 14th, 2016 01:52 am
  • Personal tag line: 'Whatever is hateful to you, do not do unto others.' Hillel.
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About uzielis

I live by some rules and I respect everything about you. Well, almost everything.

'You can have anything you want, but you'd better not take it from me.'

Axl Rose.

'Don't ask me about it, just do it!'

Arthur Max.

Don't 'just do it' it correctly!


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