I exercise, eat right, and eliminate the competition (my "3-E's to Success"). I like inventing new weapons that can only be destroyed by my next invention, so I'm always kept busy. Where do I go for fun, you ask? I crawl into your mind and make sexy with your thoug...oh, you didn't ask. Ssssssssssorry. (awkward). Finally, but not least of all, I enjoy YOU. Oh, not YOU as in YOU the reader, but YOU as in Yearning for Oneness United. It's a league of loners who strive to get away from each other, but, alas, once one quits the group, one no longer yearns to be alone. So you see our tragic dilemma, reader?

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