toddlewoddle

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  • Real Name: The Ultimate Toddler
  • Location: The Octogon
  • Member Since: January 22nd, 2010 05:15 am
  • Last Seen: February 10th, 2010 12:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: I toddle for a reason.
  • Message board posts: 0

About toddlewoddle

I am a renegade Mixed Martial Artist. My father trained me from the age of two hours how to fight with my penis. My member has served me well in combat, relationships and community service.

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