tjfiren

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  • Real Name: tjfiren
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 3rd, 2010 9:23 am
  • Personal tag line: I eat danger and shit bullets, while you eat salad and shit healthily.
  • Message board posts: 0

About tjfiren

So yeah I like FPSs uhh... What can I say there's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and KILLING em I mean my heart's BEATIN MY HEART'S BEATIN MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN AND I'M STILL GETTING HEADSHOTS IT'S LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!

I work every once and awhile, occasionally ya know I can't really hold down a job, people like me it's, it's really tough. Ya know my dad owns a gun shop but, ya know he doesn't like to admit it but I think it makes him real nervous when I work there cuz uh... anytime I get a gun in my hand it just automatically points to somebody's head. Sometimes I think maybe I wanna join the army I mean it's basically like FPS except better graphics, but what happens if I get lag out there, I'M DEAD! And I mean I even heard there's no respawn points in RL. What do you do when you're a person like me? When you're born to play FPS? Guess there's nothing left to do but play FPS.

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