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  • Real Name: thouart
  • Location: Excellence
  • Member Since: August 21st, 2011 06:32 pm
  • Last Seen: February 28th, 2012 01:55 pm
  • Personal tag line: In a dark, twisted memory
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About thouart

No, I'm not trying to be funny. Why are you reading this, you're probably pimply anyway. I pride myself on my compassion. *snigger* I fantasize about midget porn and I dream of becoming a writer for a slash fanfiction website. I go to a Catholic school. Congratulations, my whole life has just been laid before your wondering eyes.


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