I like to ride camels naked while singing the star spangled banner. Most women flood their panties at the site of me. However most women are not man enough for me. Despite what you were told I was the one who cunt punched your mom nine months before you were born. If you've seen a girl I've probably had sex with her although she did not satisfy me. But she will probably never feel as satisfied again. I'm good at sex is what I'm saying. I like to drink but only to excess. I want a pound of frankincense mostly just to see what it is. Also fuck you you don't know me

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