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  • Real Name: thevelveturd
  • Location: Taint, TN
  • Member Since: January 29th, 2008 07:32 am
  • Last Seen: April 2nd, 2014 02:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: Smooth and nutty, yea, smooth and nutty
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