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  • Real Name: thevelveturd
  • Location: Taint, TN
  • Member Since: January 29th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 2nd, 2014 2:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: Smooth and nutty, yea, smooth and nutty
  • Message board posts: 78

About thevelveturd

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.


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