thevanillacake

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  • Real Name: Devil Squirrel
  • Location: Somewhere
  • Member Since: October 17th, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 7th, 2011 8:45 am
  • Personal tag line: Officer, I swear to God she touched me first!
  • Message board posts: 1

About thevanillacake

As if probing my wife and my mom wasn't bad enough you now need to stick your fingers into the deepest crevices of my life now? Screw you, Cracked. And your deeply cold, under-lubricated anal... I mean life probe!!

As far as you people are concerned...I am no one!

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