theresabug

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Real Name:

theresabug

Member Since:

January 14, 2014

About Me

Hi, I'm Theresa. I'm 29, five feet tall, bespectacled and have dark brown hair. I work as "support staff" in a senior care centre (mostly cleaning and preparing meals). I spelled it "centre" because I'm Canadian. Albertan, to be more specific. Alberta is essentially the Texas of Canada, what with the oil, cattle, and rampant conservatism. Except, instead of tornados, we get six months of icy hell every year. I was engaged on March 14 and will be married in October. Many of the atoms in my body were once inside a star, so I'm basically an astronaut.

Hobbies include:
Marathon Wikipedia reading.
Card sorting
Solving puzzles
Writing inefficient, buggy, unreadable code.

Special skills:
Can fit in a duffel bag
Can withstand a category 5 hurricane, as long as I am more than 600 kilometers from the eye.
I met Jackie Chan once. Yes that's a skill.
I can do this:
(If you could see me, you would be astonished, aroused, and a little bit ashamed).

If you're wondering about my avatar, it's the logo for Fedora, a Linux distro (http://www.fedoraproject.org/). No association with either the hat or the people who wear said hats. Fedora+Xfce is my distro of choice, however I have Gentoo, Arch, ZonkOS, Debian, Ubuntu, Mint, SmushSnap, and Slackware installed on another machine (I may have made some of those up).