theamazingape
- Real Name: theamazingape
- Location: Hiding with Elvis
- Member Since: January 9th, 2009
- Last Seen: February 6th, 2012 4:47 pm
- Personal tag line: My love is stronger then 100 feet at all times.
- Message board posts: 532
About theamazingape
Theodore Hawkins is the clever, yet classy, moniker of a writer who cannot give away his real name, lest he compromise his agents in the field.
On the off chance you would want him to write for you, you can reach him at
theamazingape@hotmail.com
He also hates writing about himself in third person.
On the off chance you would want him to write for you, you can reach him at
theamazingape@hotmail.com
He also hates writing about himself in third person.
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