Anybody can be naked. It is not that hard, and hell, you are doing it right now, under all those clothes. Being nakeder? That is a bit trickier. You need to know how to sit, how to stand, and where it is okay to spontaneously break dance. But being the nakedest? Man, that is an entirely different sack of cats. That takes Olympic level talent, nerves of steel, and buckets of industrial grade lubricant.
