thathobo Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Jordon Rosson
  • Location: South of Sanity
  • Member Since: March 16th, 2010 03:51 pm
  • Last Seen: August 11th, 2016 09:50 am
  • Personal tag line: I am the resident. Who are you?
  • Message board posts

About thathobo

I would put something funny here, but that requires me to think. I don't like to think, and I know you don't either.

Fine, I'll write something! I change my profile picture a lot, I still love WWE, and I have yet to get a job. It could be because I am in high school... Anyways, that's me in a nutshell. Oh, and videogames are the only other thing I do besides Cracked and Craptions. I am amazing-ish at craptions, having come in fifth place once, for which I am proud as could be.
Stealing this idea from MetsFan, go friend him. My tagline changes a lot, because I can't stand using the same joke forever.

Tagline 1: Hobos need friends too.
Tagline 2: Those fricken ninjas owe me a slightly hot wife and two urchin children!
Tagline 3: Living in my own little world, stockpiling weapons to destroy the world the rest of you call home.
Tagline 4: Hmm, waterskiing monks... That's new...
Tagline 5: Why can't we be friends? Oh yeah, you hate me...


No articles found.


No columns found.


No videos found.

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!