- Real Name: Chris "parents told me I was an accident at the age of 16" Hoffman
- Location: the non-Twilight part of Washington, although it isn't much better.
- Member Since: June 12th, 2010
- Last Seen: December 2nd, 2011 11:17 am
- Personal tag line: Harry Potter did not graduate, so I shouldn't have to either.
- Message board posts: 0
I'm not really into meeting people over Cracked.com