teacake

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  • Real Name: Tea Cake
  • Location: Down chocolate road, on candy apple street, with lollipop windows and marzipan walls
  • Member Since: March 6th, 2010
  • Last Seen: June 12th, 2013 10:35 am
  • Personal tag line: The devil made me brew it.
  • Message board posts: 261

About teacake

I live a nomadic lifestyle and suffer from insomnia due to a high caffeine intake.

PG Tips is my beverage of choice. Here is a list of other beverages and cakes, I endorse:

Ginger Beer
Lemon and Ginger Tea
Peppermint Tea
Chai Tea
Darjeeling
Assam Tea

Golden Syrup cake
Battenburg cake
Devils Food cake
Red Velvet
Carrot cake
Zebra cake
Lemon cake

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