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  • Real Name: Tea Cake
  • Location: Down chocolate road, on candy apple street
  • Member Since: March 6th, 2010 07:58 am
  • Last Seen: September 7th, 2015 07:48 am
  • Personal tag line: The devil made me brew it.
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About teacake

I live a nomadic lifestyle and suffer from insomnia due to a high caffeine intake.

Yorkshire tea is my beverage of choice. Here is a list of other beverages and cakes, I endorse:

Earl Grey
Lady Grey
PG Tips

Golden Syrup cake
Battenburg cake
Devils Food cake
Red Velvet
Carrot cake
Zebra cake
Lemon cake


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