I am a typical Argentinian dude who is currently forging his birth certificate to become the future Supreme Emperor of the United States of America.
I guess I have a few things to brag about..
I am the 2009 USA Tango Champion....seriously here is my video showing off my awesome skills
I majored in History and Political Science.
I probably know more about soccer than the entire Cracked community put together.
Did I mention I am from Argentina? Yeah, that means I am genetically proud of myself.
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