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  • Real Name: Jesse Opie
  • Location: end of the road, Key West, FL
  • Member Since: June 13th, 2009 01:25 pm
  • Last Seen: November 30th, 2010 04:46 am
  • Personal tag line: i'm like the sampler platter on the appetizer menu. Deep fried, and usually served with ranch.
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About sweetwaterhag

I like ponies, kittens, poisonous fish, rainbows, rabid squirrels, and sparkles. And Twilight. Especially making fun of Twilight.



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