I am a guy with ideas, morals, good taste in music, beliefs that 90% of new movies suck, and three pet cats.

Some might call me crazy, and others call me cool. I prefer the former of the two.

I listen to music. I write short stories. I read books. I read Cracked. I read Rolling Stone. My favorite drink is the tears of orphans - it has a strong taste of depression and hopelessness with a twang of salt. My favorite food is the dreams of young children, particularly ones who dream of being astronauts and firefighters.

I am not what you'd call normal.

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