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  • Real Name: stultsified
  • Location: New York, NY
  • Member Since: July 29th, 2011 09:45 am
  • Last Seen: November 14th, 2014 11:42 am
  • Personal tag line: I haven't been cool for 20+ years, so please just let me talk.
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About stultsified

First, I am born. Then the trouble begins. At age five, I fantasize that I'm an orphan by trying to lose my parents at a Fourth of July celebration. They find me. At age nine, I have an out-of-body experience while playing right field. Three runs score.


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