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  • Real Name: Mr. Stierstorfer
  • Location: Great Falls, MT
  • Member Since: August 19th, 2010 01:51 pm
  • Last Seen: December 22nd, 2013 04:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: Please don't leave me here. It's full of frightening people.
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About stierstorfer

...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane--just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

-Mark Twain

Sharp wit and intelligent beration entertain the hell out of me. If we could all make a logical insult the only kind of insult, the world would be a better place. Truth, in the right light, is invariably funnier than fiction.

I am occasionally a bit of a grammar nazi (except of course for capitalization. I'm far to lazy for shift+any) but that is somthing I'm trying to rein in. My job is excrutiatingly slow paced and boring, so I've grown into a bit of an internet nerd. Mostly thanks to and PWoT forums. Frankly, I love the stupid little games that are played on these forums. To be honest, I cried (or peed) a little when the image kombat threat locked up.

My creative juices occasionally flow, but seem to be seriously snuffed most of the time by the dreariness of day to day work in a damn mattress store.

I live in Montana. It's f'n cold. In fact, on the day I wrote in most of this, it was 12 degrees BELOW zero. Having grown up in Southern California my whole life, I can honestly say, nature has no business getting that fucking cold. It's not right.


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