You know the man at the back who shouted "everyone attack!" shortly before it turned into a ballroom blitz? Well, that wasn't me, but I was standing pretty close to him.

Please check out my comedy stuff at Man Cave Daily: http://mancave.cbslocal.com/personality/steve-stevenson/

Or follow me on twitter @afistfulofsteve

I'll follow you back because I'm a bit of a slag like that.