Top Ten Reasons I Am Awesome:
My boobs are a perfect handful. Fuck you if you think they are too small.
Nine: Massive Forhead
My forhead is perfect if you like chicks that can cosplay Klingon's.
Eight: Read This Site Everyday
Want to make an obscure internet comedy reference and have someone laugh at it? I'm your girl.
Seven: No talent
Feel good about yourself! I suck at everything!
Six: Bitterly sarcastic
I make jokes that secretly hurt your feelings!
Five: Blantantly offensive
Hey you now that thing you believe in strongly? I believe the exact opposite!
This is the last point.
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