Top Ten Reasons I Am Awesome:

Ten: Boobs
My boobs are a perfect handful. Fuck you if you think they are too small.

Nine: Massive Forhead
My forhead is perfect if you like chicks that can cosplay Klingon's.

Eight: Read This Site Everyday
Want to make an obscure internet comedy reference and have someone laugh at it? I'm your girl.

Seven: No talent
Feel good about yourself! I suck at everything!

Six: Bitterly sarcastic
I make jokes that secretly hurt your feelings!

Five: Blantantly offensive
Hey you now that thing you believe in strongly? I believe the exact opposite!

Four: Lazy
This is the last point.