spossie9

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  • Real Name: spossie9
  • Location: Stalkersville, Wyoming. Er, sorry, I meant STRYKERSVILLE, really. No, really. Um. I'm lying, by the way.
  • Member Since: November 30th, 2009
  • Last Seen: June 16th, 2013 11:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hello, you've reached spossie9. I am either away, asleep, or ignoring someone; if I don’t call back it may be you.
  • Message board posts: 0

About spossie9

If I wanted you to know, I would tell you. As you are probably a creepy stalker with a cake fetish, I don't want to. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Now remember, kiddies, sometimes lies are more dependable than the truth, if it doesn't work, kick it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway,to err is human and to cover it up is too, it takes a special kind of person to set off a large explosion when they’re attempting to sneak around quietly, change is inevitable, except from a vending machine, those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't, evil tends to triumph over good - unless good is very sneaky, one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor, knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil, paranoia is just another word for longevity, who needs luck when you're just better, spandex is a privilege, NOT a right, there are pink unicorns. And they are invisible, as all pink things should be. In conclusion, fuck you all very much. And your mother twice. Have a nice day!

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