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  • Real Name: spookyadler
  • Location: San Francisco, Ca
  • Member Since: March 11th, 2011 08:31 pm
  • Last Seen: April 23rd, 2016 11:10 am
  • Personal tag line: If this profile is a-rockin, adjust your screen settings.
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About spookyadler

Born in Kentucky, raised in Louisiana, dad was a lobster fisherman in Maine. As a youth I enjoyed the smell of sand on asphalt. As an adult I'm allergic to most rocks and can't spell the word "shoe." If I was a fish, my name would be Larry. If I was a landlord, my name would be Donald. I've travelled and lived all over and am proud to say I learned nothing.


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