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  • Real Name: Cheryl
  • Location: Santa Fe
  • Member Since: April 1st, 2013 06:59 pm
  • Last Seen: August 2nd, 2016 04:34 pm
  • Personal tag line: SLAAAAAAYER!!!
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About splatterthrash

I am infatuated with Metal, especially thrash and melodic death. I like skateboards and video games, though I'm not very good at either. I love alchohol and caffiene, and I usually combine my passions in Rum n' Coke or Jagerbombs.

Minotaurs and goblins are cool, but I try not experiment with psychedelics too much. I'm already perma-fried.

I also like Classical/Renaissance art and literature. Like most metalheads, there is always a place in my cold black heart for Classical music too. My other interests include tattoos, buried treasure, labyrinths, centipedes, and fire.


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