spencertucksen

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  • Real Name: spencertucksen
  • Location: Las Vegas
  • Member Since: January 22nd, 2010
  • Last Seen: January 10th, 2013 9:48 pm
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About spencertucksen

"You were THIS close to pressing the start button on the whoop-ass machine." - Best line from the seventh best movie with Jason Voorhees as a main character.

I was raised by Courage Wolves and can say I once knew a Philosoraptor, as a close friend. Feel free to talk to me. or don't. That's cool too.

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