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  • Real Name: sparklegabbie
  • Location: Mostly new jersey, but on occasion pennsylvania
  • Member Since: May 28th, 2010 09:23 am
  • Last Seen: October 1st, 2012 08:53 am
  • Personal tag line: Wait, like on Myspace? wow, cracked.
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About sparklegabbie

Um...there's not much about me to say. 1. I'm a girl on the internets, 2. I read Cracked obsessively, and 3. I'm a waitress which of COURSE means I'm a writer, so this whole 'drowning in panties due to writing' thing sounds like a blast.


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