sorcrachi

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  • Real Name: Ronald Raygun
  • Location: 1600 Penn. Station
  • Member Since: January 23rd, 2010
  • Last Seen: September 20th, 2014 12:45 am
  • Personal tag line: I'd buy that for a dollar!
  • Message board posts: 2

About sorcrachi

I was born three days before my first birthday. The whole week was Hell. Luckily, I soon discovered the secret to eternal life and am currently 700 years old.
I banged yer Grandma. And yer Ma. And my Ma.

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