Some people say I am a 65-year-old former mob boss from North Jersey, others think I was last year's Prom Queen. Still others swear they saw me at the supermarket, stalking shelves.
Only those who achieve enlightenment will reach Nirvana,
Only the lonely can know true sorrow,
No one but the pure in heart will find the Golden Grail.

Hey! You owe me five bucks!