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  • Real Name: sophomorecritic
  • Location: Washington D.C.
  • Member Since: March 27th, 2008 04:33 pm
  • Last Seen: September 15th, 2016 07:27 am
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About sophomorecritic

Freelance writer/journalist. Got my first article published here after 3 years of trying. I'm the cracked version of The Little Engine that Could.

Also published at,, featured at, (although I secretly hate that site and declaring war on it is on my things to do list),, written content for 2 TV stations

Check out my writing at:
Twitter: okonh0wp
I also boast the nerdiest sounding e-mail you've ever heard of. When I was 17, I volunteered at a Florida Bird Refuge, and thought would be a "cool" e-mail address.



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