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  • Real Name: Eddie Lomax
  • Location: Wisconsin
  • Member Since: February 5th, 2009 07:00 am
  • Last Seen: July 22nd, 2009 11:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: A loungeabout for all seasons.
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About sonofcobra

I write a lot and teach sometimes. I sell booze and instruct people in how to do certain dangerous things without killing themselves. I can make balloon animals and was once voted scariest room in a haunted house by wearing my work clothes and holding a chain saw. So, uh...yeah. That's what I am and do.


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