solongastoriaxo A highly selective liberal arts college in the scenic Hudson Valley.
- Real Name:
- solongastoriaxo
- Member Since:
- February 02, 2010
About Me
As a freshman at a small college where buzzwords like "heteronormative" and "gender binary" are thrown around like the granola and vegan-friendly options in our dining hall, where throwing a luau is highly offensive as it represents the "fetishizing of the Hawaiian culture", and where you literally cannot leave your room without seeing a hipster, a transsexual, or a gay man, (and more often than not, all three) this site is a relief. It's an escape from the suffocating world of elitism and pretentious hypersensitivity into the real, blessedly intolerant world of unabashed political incorrectness. I would gladly marry any one of the Cracked staff, and my heart shattered when I discovered that Swaim was already taken.
