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  • Real Name: Lauren
  • Location: Boston, MA
  • Member Since: November 12th, 2007
  • Last Seen: November 12th, 2007 7:55 pm
  • Personal tag line: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
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