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  • Real Name: slashwire
  • Location: Inside my head
  • Member Since: July 3rd, 2009 06:28 pm
  • Last Seen: July 10th, 2010 10:05 am
  • Personal tag line: What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns?
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About slashwire

I'm an angry man. My favorite movies have chainsaws in them. Or they have some variation of the phrase "of the dead" in the title. When I grow up, I want to write and direct a movie called "Chainsaws of the Angry Dead".

Beginning Nov 30th, you can read my ongoing series "Diary of a Lazy Hero" at:


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